December 1
The very first bomb dropped by the Allies on Berlin in World War II killed the only elephant in the Berlin Zoo. D:
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looooooooove that movie.
YOU SIT ON A THRONE OF LIES!
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in the end it doesn't even matter
November 29
IRL just now i
typed “i wish i could” into google and yahoo.
on google i got “i wish i could shimmy like my sister kate”
on yahoo i got “i wish i could fly”
i’m going to have to say google still kicks yahoos butt.
Today, I joined the Google vs. Yahoo battle. I typed “I really” into both search engines. Yahoo gave me “I really like you poems”; Google gave me “I really hope you get sexually violated by a pterodactyl tonight”.
Today, while on Mystery Google, I got a search that said “Stop what you’re doing, turn off anything that makes noise, and listen. its there, you just need to listen for it.” I turned off my music and heard my oven beeping, it ment my cookies were burning. Thanks Mystery Google stranger for saving my cookies. MLIA
Today, while applying for colleges online I got to the part of the application where it asks for your gender. There were 3 choices female, male, or none. I was very tempted to put none and see what would happen. MLIA
Today I was visiting my grandpa when I saw a couple half rotted pumpkins sitting out on his front yard. When I asked him why he left them out to rot he told me that he was watching a show on TV about how fermentation occurs in pumpkins after they are left out for awhile. His reason for wanting these pumpkins to ferment in the front yard? My grandpa wanted squirrels to get drunk off the pumpkin alcohol so he could watch them go crazy from his front porch. Grandpa’s greatest idea ever? I think so. MLIA
Today, I discovered that my computer mouse still works even if it’s not touching the desk. I spent the next twenty minutes hovering the mouse above my desk, doing my homework and pretending that I had the Force. MLIA
